Airhostess to old man: Don't worry sir; there is nothing to be afraid of.
Old man: Thanks, that relieves me; you know I haven't bought a ticket.
Why are fishermen successful in business?
Because they make "net profits"
Patient: Doctor, I feel like a pack of cards.
Psychiatrist: Now you sit still on that chair and don't shuffle about.
Which book you cannot find in a library?
Cheque-books.
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