FUNNY JOKES

Mathematics Teacher Student Joke
Teacher: Suppose, I give you 2 dogs. Then I again give you 2 dogs. How many will you have?
Student: 5
Teacher: How?
Student: I have a dog in my house now.


Maths Mother Joke
Teacher: Suppose, you have 2$. You asked your mother for one more. How many would you have then?
Student: 2$
Teacher: Why?
Student: Because my mother won’t give me any.

Maths Joke
Teacher: If your father and mother both give you 50$, what you will get?
Student: A new video game.


Silly Student
Teacher: Tell me a way to prevent a disease which is caused by biting insects.
Student: Don’t get bitten by them.

Ridiculous Joke
Teacher: Suppose, you have a box which contains a 10 foot snake...
Student: But Sir, snakes don’t have feet.


Teacher Funny Comedy
Student: I don’t think I deserve Zero in this answer paper.
Teacher: Agreed. You deserve -1.


College Joke
Teacher: You are late today Mike.
Mike: Sir, I obeyed a sign.
Teacher: What sign?
Mike: COLLEGE AHEAD, DRIVE SLOW.


Student School Joke
Teacher: You promised me to submit me a paragraph, right?

Student: Yes Sir.

Teacher: And I also promised that if you fail to submit it, I will punish you, right?

Student: Yes Sir, so it will be fair if you break your promise too.